So here you are, the unofficial
Fatima college web site. This is by no means a page that should be viewed
by people who work for, or support Fatima college. We make no apologies
for the content, if you have a gripe, you can kiss our collective asses.
Otherwise, enjoy.
| Headlines |
| Site Updated!!! FINALLY.
Soon to come, STUDENTS section, so guys, give us some ideas! 24-4-00 |
| DRYER'S GONE, WHOOOHOOOOO.
24-4-00 |
| We have been critically
acclaimed and have received the GOLDEN PLOY! AWARD. |
| On the very first day
of launch, as of Thursday March 16th 2000, 6am, this site got 321
hits by12am Friday morning. HOLY SH*T. Thank you all for your support. |
| Ato Boldon signed the
Guestbook. If this doesn't make this site a little more amazing,
I don't know what will. Let's here it for
ATO!
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| Coopey also apparently
signed the guestbook (we do believe this is now a hoax, but what
the hell). If we've learned one thing, we've learned he can't spell
respect (respesct, oopsie sir..). AND if Mr. Coopey ever visits
this site again, we have taken the liberty of leaving an open LETTER
for him. |
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Updates
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| New PAST
STORIES section added for all of you to add your old
stories about the college. 24-4-00 |
| Churamonster, Johnston,
Amuw, Big Mac Philip, Chan Tackle, Brrrash, Gibleson, and JoJo added
to the HIT LIST,
when we update, we update BIG. 24-4-00 |
| New DIRT. |
| New surveillance
photos. |
| Garciah and Lee Ha Ha
Ha added to the HIT
LIST. |
| Minor updates throughout. |
|
Marine, Hubby, Yung,
Ramdahss, Busta Crimes, & Johhn to the HIT
LIST.
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| New dirt in the STAFF
ROOM. |
| Cafeteria & TD Room
will be up shortly. KEEP the requests COMING. |
Awards
We have recently been given
the great honour of receiving the very first (and possibly only) GOLDEN
PLOY! AWARD from the students of Fatima College. We are at a loss for
words...

Recent News
Garciah has been reported
to be TAKING MONEY from students who have any traces of WHITE on their
shoes. I knew things were bad Frico, but who would have thought. (new)
Vice prinicipal Tappine snubbed
to succeed Mervy Moron as principal, they hired instead some guy named
Garcia. Whooopadeedoo.
Dryer's taking a leave of
absence for a year, all the computer students breathe a breath of relief.
Plans to kill both Technical
Drawing and Art still in the works. The sons of bitches still think
these subjects not worth keeping.
Coopy-D-Coop still thinks
he's the sheriff.
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