The place where all the idiot teachers converge to talk and gossip about everyone else on the staff.

Here's some tidbits for all those who are interested:

New Dirt

Coopey is, we do believe, a big f*cking wuss. His wife painted his car PINK, and he needs to reaffirm his manhood be getting under students' skins. PINK PEOPLE, we have heard it being called the 'pink stallion' of the sheriff.

Romereo reported to collect porn videos that he seized from students and store them in his office for later review. Ever wondered why he had a TV, VCR, sofa and a fridge in his office, or why he used to stay there until 7 at night?

Garciah also reportedly seen beating Lauri Benji on the field, apparently Garcia should take up boxing.

Chan Tackle and Bermente were said to be GROPED shamelessly at a recent sports day, many were held for questioning, only a few actually got nailed. We personally think Chan Tack enjoyed it.

Ramdahss apparently caught on camera being passed out near a drain for a past Carnival, also allegedly seen in a pub, apparently intoxicated, acting out some male urges on younger women.

Submitted Dirt (we cannot confirm these reports)

Lee Ha Ha Ha said to be 'pipsin' the cleaner. The femal teachers apparently refused his sexual advances, he's working his way down.

Sour grapes caused a slew of lies to be sent regarding a prefect and form 4 students, we now know that the morons that were suspended deserved it. Next time guys, try not to bully a poor little guy for a ball, and maybe a prefect wont be inches away from breaking your necks. Our apologies to the prefect (but we did say this was unconfirmed reports...).

Lee Ha Ha Ha allegedly once attempted to 'bust a move' on another staff member Ms. Churamonster, she reportedly called her mother in shock and disgust. He has reportedly tried this sort of thing before.

Yung, in our opinion, smokes the herb (Is this news?).

Dryer, Mosely and Bermente are a clique, we do believe, that seemingly think themselves better than the rest of the staff members, they can be found constantly gossiping in the labs at breaks.

Dryer, also in our opinion, can't teach worth a damn (again, is this news?).

Mr. Garciah said to have once beat his own nephew mercilessly behind the school for some trivial matter, of course, he was well within his right as 'teacher'.

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