marine

Ayoh me maties! Thar she blows!!!! um... excuse us, this here people is MARINE, the marine experiment of a cross between a whale and a seabass, gone horribly, horribly wrong. Not only is her overwhelming salt-water odor distracting, but people, FADES went out a looooong time ago, and that's FOR MEN, where the ASS did she get the notion that a fade was meant for aquatic life-forms, female (we think) no less. Another fine example of nature screwing up, we're gonna take this one out, just because.

Subject Taught: Marine biology...?

Status: primed for the HIT