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The infamous Clivey. Many of you may not know this poor excuse for cells and tissue, but us from 'back in the day' remember him all too clearly. A moron, in the most basic sense of the word, this guy would start talking about drawing a line at 90 degrees then somehow end up on the subject of wood pulp... We were confused too. The only way we could keep awake in this class was to splatter his 60's clothing with fountain pens (there was ONE incident of bleach, but no one knows who did that, oops...) and putting tacks on his chair. Surprisingly we never got in trouble, as a quick, "Look, it's a CHAIR!!!" drew his attention for hours... We had to take him out.

Subject Taught: Industrial Arts

Status: HIT