disclaimer
 

The members of TUFCWS cannot be held responsible for any sweating, ill feelings, or overall shock due to our content. You are viewing this site AT YOUR OWN RISK. All the information presented are by no means accurate and our grammar is by no means up to scratch. All contents are provided for entertainment value only, in a purely satire/parody manner, no similarities to persons are implied or meant, any similarities to real persons, alive or dead, are purely coincidental and we may not be held responsible for any damages. By viewing this site you accept that all information is without basis and for comical value only. If anyone thinks that this site in any way harms their reputation or well-being, we apologize but no defamation of character or slander was meant, or is intended. All names are fictitious and any similarities to real persons, alive or dead, is again, coincidence. This site IS NOT to be taken seriously.

WE SWEAR WE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT, MAKE THE VOICES STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
a bit more legal... disclaimer of warranties
 

TUFCWS does not warrant that the functions on our site will be uninterrupted or error-free, that defects will be corrected, or that TUFCWS or the server that makes them available are free of viruses or other harmful components.

The information and opinions expressed in any Auditorium Events, Bulletin Boards, Chat Rooms, or other forums conducted on this site are not necessarily those of TUFCWS or its affiliated or related entities and TUFCWS makes no representations or warranties regarding such information or opinions.

 
even MORE legal... limitation of liability
 

In no event shall TUFCWS be liable for any special, incidental or consequential damages that are directly or indirectly related to the use of, or the inability to use the site or the content, materials and functions related thereto even if TUFCWS or any authorized representative thereof has been advised of the possibility of such damages. Some jurisdictions do not allow the limitation of exclusion of liability for incidental or consequential damages so some of the above limitations may not apply to certain users.
 
indemnification
 
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international use
 
TUFCWS makes no representation that materials on this site are appropriate or available for use in locations outside the United States, and accessing them from territories where their contents are illegal is prohibited. Those who chose to access this site from other locations do so on their own initiative and are responsible for compliance with local laws.
 
proprietary rights
 
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