busta crimes

Over the past few years we have gained a new cleaner. Someone who should take more pride in his duty instead of trying to be someone else. He can many times be found sniffing at the ass of the sheriff, if not, he's being the bitch of the sheriff. His splayed teeth are the first signs of his coming. He seems to always be on the prowl for wrong-doers and when one is found this pansy can be seen running to the authorities. Aren't there non-biodegradables lying around to be swept up? Why doesn't this idiot clean the garbage off the floor and out his ever so mishapen teeth. It's obvious he's a cleaner and not a teacher (though, what's the real difference in this school..) as he doesn't know the difference between a pronoun and a paper cup.

Subject Taught: N/A, but the toilets are supposed to be clean and the garbage collected

Status: primed for the HIT